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Here’s hoping you get what you want, either materially or spiritually or whatever it is you need.

Which in my case would be this.

1980-xx-xx JCPenney Christmas Catalog P562 (by Wishbook) Merry KISSmas…

[Via Sloth Unleashed]

Unmasked,

This is dF


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jinxy7:Best Christmas meme ❤

[Via Doctor Sardonicus]

Wunderbar,

This is dF


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Here it is.





Redd Foxx was probably not the real Santa Claus…

[Images via The Slow Decline Of The Pie Shops, Televandalist and Retrogasm]

Hope you had/are having a happy one.

Hey hey hey,

This is dF


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This post is dedicated to Megyn Kelly.





PRODUCTION NOTE: This post is intended to be tongue-in-cheek.

Any colour you like,

This is dF
 
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It is cold in Hong Kong this Christmas.

Well, cold by local standards – and cold enough to break out the sweaters for Bonbon.

So this is yr kawaii Christmas post for the year.

Photobucket

XMAS BONBON 03 XMAS BONBON 02

Yr welcome. 

Stepping out,

This is dF


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The Def Xmas countdown concludes …

Last post, we covered the material aspect of Christmas. But as we know, Christmas is about giving as much as receiving. And giving doesn’t always have to mean stockings full of loot.

If you know what I mean.

I’ll let Candye Kane and Country Dick Montana take it from here.



It doesn’t get much merrier than that, Jim.

And there you go. Happy holidays.

The gift that keeps on giving,

This is dF


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Meanwhile, somewhere in a mall in the Admiralty district of Hong Kong Island, there is this:



With added music by Banäna Deäthmüffins!

Because why not?

Cheeky,

This is dF


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The Def Xmas countdown continues …

Obviously I’ve been having fun with this, but as it’s now Christmas Eve, it’s time to pause for a moment and remember just what Christmas is really all about.

Loot. Lots of it.

Mae West knows what I’m talking about.



Waiting at the cash-mas tree,

This is dF


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The Def Xmas countdown continues …

And the next song is recommended by John Waters.

And that’s good enough for me.



That, and I get a kick out of freaking out the kind of people who get freaked out by this kind of thing.

FUN FACT: In China, Santa is not a black man.

Chinese Santa Courtesy ofChina Rhyming

[Via Soft Tofu]

Any color you like,

This is dF


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The Def Xmas countdown continues …

And so does the funk.



I think Santa will hear those words a lot this year. Especially in America.

But they won’t be talking about dancing.

Going down,

This is dF
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Continuing the Def Xmas countdown …

I’m going to make it funky now.

Cos Santa’s got a big bag of soul this year. And that’s exactly what I want for Christmas.



That’s my bag,

This is dF


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Continuing the Def Xmas countdown …

Christmas comes only once a year. Unless you live in Heaven.

Or unless yr Joe Tex’s woman.



I need a woman,

This is dF


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Continuing the Def Xmas countdown …

As you may have noticed, some bands try to write their own Christmas tunes.

As you may also have noticed, not very many of them become holiday standards. Which is why some bands figure it makes more sense to stick to the classics, albeit with a personal twist or gimmick to make it their own.

Like an Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonator, say.



Give me that guitar you girly man,

This is dF


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Continuing the Def Xmas countdown …

Attention sinners:

Christmas time is YR time.

So say the Mono Men.

So it shall be.



Sin is in,

This is dF


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Continuing the Def Xmas countdown …

And while the Mayan Apocalypse might affect Christmas on Earth, that doesn’t mean we can’t have Christmas on other planets.

Like Mars, for example.



Granted, NASA had better get cracking, cos we only got til Friday.

Blast off,

This is dF


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Day 3 of the Def Xmas countdown …

Amd it occurs to me, having started a parallel series for the Mayan Apocalypse, which is scheduled for Friday, maybe there won't be a Christmas to count down to this year …

Luckily, I have a song for that.



Change of plans,

This is dF


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The Def Xmas countdown continues.

And if by any chance someone makes a bar bet with you that Thin Lizzy and the Sex Pistols once recorded a Christmas medley under the name The Greedies …

Don’t bet against them. Cos you’ll lose.



I like the part where Paul Cook starts attacking the bubbles.

Pay up,

This is dF


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Tis the season and crap.

So let’s count down to Christmas with a playlist of holiday-related music. Because God knows there’s not enough of those on yr Interwebs.

Though perhaps not many of them kick off with The Shitbirds.



Here it comes slowly,

This is dF

GIFT IDEAS

Dec. 9th, 2012 11:39 am
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In case yr wondering what I want for Christmas.



[Via Space Ghost Zombie]

All I want for Christmas,

This is dF


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Team Frog wishes all you hep cats a swinging holiday, Daddy-o.



It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing,

This is dF

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