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If the Debbie Harry/Muppets post didn’t work, there’s always this.

A Sensual Bosom

[Via Mostly Forbidden Zone]

Good morning.

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow,

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Good morning. It’s Monday.

Yr weekend probably involved a major sports event.

Mine didn’t.



[Via RetroSpace]

Wel, no, it didn’t involve that either. But I’d prefer it to a major sports event, is what I’m saying.

Read the fine print,

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Good morning. It’s Monday.

You’ll be needing a six-pack to get you going.

Here you go.



[Via Biscuits For Smut]

Alternatively:



Got a six-pack and nothing to do,

This is dF
defrog: (falco)
Good morning. It’s Monday. You need motivation.

This is it.



[Via Ambidextrously Erotic]

Dynamic tension,

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Oh, and it’s Monday, by the way.

Nothing that a classic photo of Poison Ivy and her guitar on a leopard-skin couch can’t fix.



[Via Babes And Vinyl]

Live at the Peppermint Lounge,

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Good morning. It’s Monday. Here’s hoping yr weekend went something like Raquel Welch’s.

classicchoteras:<br /> <br />Raquel Welch

Knocked out loaded,

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Good morning, Interwubbers. It is Monday. The holiday is over. Back to work with you.

Do try not to get distracted by the stereotypical intern of easy virtue.



[Via Ambidextrously Erotic]

Undivided attention,

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Good morning. It’s Monday. You don’t feel like dancing.

Morticia Addams will change that.

Get it qurl.

Play it again Lurch,

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slaughteredlamb:<br /> <br />dulltooldimbulb:<br /> <br />Tempest Storm goes house hunting today on VINTAGE SLEAZE the BLOG

Well, I didn’t say they were good jokes.

And it’s Monday, yes. Hello.

[Via Vintage Sleaze]

Keeping it real,

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Good morning. It’s Monday.



And how did you spend YR weekend?

[Image via Retrogasm]

Finishing what we started,

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By which I mean using Ann Margret for a paintbrush.



Good morning. It’s Monday.

Artistic license,

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But you knew that.

jane russell

[Via Boogie Children]

It's Monday. Hello.

Up in the air,

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Good morning. It’s Monday. Back to the office with you.

Which would be great if yr life was a 1950s fetish scenario.



Sorry.

Hold my calls,

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Tuesday Weld wants you to hand over the loot, see?

Tuesday Weld

Goog morning. It’s Monday.

Or rather, it’s Tuesday.

Or Tuesday on Monday.

Or ...

Oh, YOU know.

Highway robbery,

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Good morning. It’s Monday. And I’m off to Singapore for a few days. And I’m on another insane deadline. Broadcasts may get sporadic.

Meanwhile, enjoy this random photo of a girl and her pace car [via Boogie Children].

 only the young die young

Get behind the wheel,

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Good morning. It’s Monday.

However yr weekend went, you’ve probabluy earned a photo of Pat Priest posing with the Munstermobile.

Pat Priest Posing with the &#8220;Munster Mobile&#8221;

Yr welcome.

Hot rod rally,

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Good morning. It’s Monday. And it’s Labor Day in the US, which may mean that you’ve got the day off. Unless yr employed in one of those jobs where you don’t get the day off. Or you are but you volunteered because you need the overtime. Or yr unemployed, so it’s just an excuse to have a BBQ.

Just like this post is an excuse to post a gratuitous BBQ pin-up.



Hopefully that’ll put a little more heat in yr hibachi.

Kiss the cook,

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Good morning. It’s Monday. You have car trouble.

No problem – just pick up the phone and call Linda Vaughn, MIss Hurst Golden Shifter.

farbror-sid:<br /> <br />mudwerks:<br /> <br />OLD SCHOOL HURST GIRLS GONE WILD | GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES «&#160;The Selvedge Yard<br />Linda Vaughn, the legendary “Miss Hurst Golden Shifter”

Insert witty “lug nuts” joke here.

And nice photobomb, gentleman on the right.

Start yr engines,

This is dF
defrog: (bettie monkey)
Good morning. It’s Monday. The party’s over.

For most of us.

For others. it’s just getting started.

retrogasm:Daisies 1966 Via

Sound yr funky horn,

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Sorry you missed it.



Good morning. It’s Monday.

Swimwear optional,

This is dF

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