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FACT: I HAVE JUGGLED MACHETES! WITH ONE HAND!
And now, for yr pleasure, one of the great legacies of the Bush admin: an abstinence-only clown.
No, really.
QUOTE: “Having sex before you are married is just like juggling machetes!”
And they wonder why abstinence-only sex education doesn’t work.
CAREER GUIDANCE: Want to be an abstinence-only clown when you grow up? Here’s what you’ll need:
1. A “Bachelor of Fun Arts” from Barnum Bailey Clown College
2. An abstinence educator certification that can be purchased for $50
3. A federally-funded grant under the Title V abstinence-only-until-marriage funding program.
It’s that easy.
Yr tax dollars at play,
This is dF
No, really.
QUOTE: “Having sex before you are married is just like juggling machetes!”
And they wonder why abstinence-only sex education doesn’t work.
CAREER GUIDANCE: Want to be an abstinence-only clown when you grow up? Here’s what you’ll need:
1. A “Bachelor of Fun Arts” from Barnum Bailey Clown College
2. An abstinence educator certification that can be purchased for $50
3. A federally-funded grant under the Title V abstinence-only-until-marriage funding program.
It’s that easy.
Yr tax dollars at play,
This is dF