BETTIE AND THE BEAST

It’s Monday, and it’s back to the post-holiday grind. Coffee and energy drinks just won’t do. You need something different.

Like Bettie Page Gorilla Cheesecake Pr0n.



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SPECIAL COMMENTARY: People often ask me why I tend to gravitate more towards the classic cheesecake era rather than today’s modern adult entertainment.

It’s not that I have anything against mod-pr0n, necessarily. It’s just that if someone were to make a pictorial like this in 2009, they wouldn’t just be dating. Which is something I really do not need burned into my retinas.

The beast in me,

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YR NEW FAVORITE DOOMSDAY

ITEM: Good news from Biblical scholar Harold Camping: the world won’t end in 2012.

It will in fact end on May 11, 2011. Cos of the Rapture.

So, you know, mark yr calendars. You might also want to make arrangements to notify yr heathen loved ones. Also, be sure to watch the news channels for extensive coverage.

DISCLAIMER: Camping’s last prediction was that the Rapture would happen on September 6, 2004. He chalks up the lack of Rapture to a mathematical error. But the Rapture Index is at 169.

COINCIDENCE?

Left behind,

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