YR NEW FAVORITE DOOMSDAY

[defrog]

ITEM: Good news from Biblical scholar Harold Camping: the world won’t end in 2012.

It will in fact end on May 11, 2011. Cos of the Rapture.

So, you know, mark yr calendars. You might also want to make arrangements to notify yr heathen loved ones. Also, be sure to watch the news channels for extensive coverage.

DISCLAIMER: Camping’s last prediction was that the Rapture would happen on September 6, 2004. He chalks up the lack of Rapture to a mathematical error. But the Rapture Index is at 169.

COINCIDENCE?

Left behind,

This is dF

Comments

[nebris.livejournal.com]

The Nigger will still be in The White House, you Millerite cunts.

~M~

[brangwaine.livejournal.com]

Sweet! Means there will finally be parking at Wal*Mart.

[jasonfranks.livejournal.com]

Wher'e the great beast, the leviathan and the behemoth and the poisoned skies filled with burning skulls?

That's the doomsday _I_ want. None of this happy-clappy Lamb and the Lion rapture bullshit.

-- JF