If the Debbie Harry/Muppets post didn’t work, there’s always this.



[Via Mostly Forbidden Zone]

Good morning.

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow,

This is dF

Good morning. It’s Monday.

You’ll be needing a six-pack to get you going.

Here you go.



[Via Biscuits For Smut]

Alternatively:



Got a six-pack and nothing to do,

This is dF

Oh, and it’s Monday, by the way.

Nothing that a classic photo of Poison Ivy and her guitar on a leopard-skin couch can’t fix.



[Via Babes And Vinyl]

Live at the Peppermint Lounge,

This is dF

Good morning, Interwubbers. It is Monday. The holiday is over. Back to work with you.

Do try not to get distracted by the stereotypical intern of easy virtue.



[Via Ambidextrously Erotic]

Undivided attention,

This is dF

Well, I didn’t say they were good jokes.

And it’s Monday, yes. Hello.

[Via Vintage Sleaze]

Keeping it real,

This is dF

By which I mean using Ann Margret for a paintbrush.



Good morning. It’s Monday.

Artistic license,

This is dF

Good morning. It’s Monday. Back to the office with you.

Which would be great if yr life was a 1950s fetish scenario.



Sorry.

Hold my calls,

This is dF

Good morning. It’s Monday. And I’m off to Singapore for a few days. And I’m on another insane deadline. Broadcasts may get sporadic.

Meanwhile, enjoy this random photo of a girl and her pace car [via Boogie Children].



Get behind the wheel,

This is dF

Good morning. It’s Monday. And it’s Labor Day in the US, which may mean that you’ve got the day off. Unless yr employed in one of those jobs where you don’t get the day off. Or you are but you volunteered because you need the overtime. Or yr unemployed, so it’s just an excuse to have a BBQ.

Just like this post is an excuse to post a gratuitous BBQ pin-up.



Hopefully that’ll put a little more heat in yr hibachi.

Kiss the cook,

This is dF

Good morning. It’s Monday. The party’s over.

For most of us.

For others. it’s just getting started.



Sound yr funky horn,

This is dF