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POSIBLE SPAM. O RLY?
I get emails.
Sometimes they promise to make my penis larger.
The greatest thing about this is the subject header, warning me that the email titled “En1argeYourPenis – PenisEn1argement – PenisSize. Increase Your PenisSize 1-3 inches” might possibly be spam.
You know, in case I subscribe to penis-enlargement services.
Obviously the “warning” is part of the spam rather than a warning from my mail server. I like that. I like my spam self-referential to its own nature. It’s sort of like a prank caller warning you that this might be a prank call.
These are the things I think about at 3 in the morning when Tumblr is broken.
That, and how my penis doesn’t really need another 1-3 inches because LOOK AT THE GODDAMN THING. You could club a senator into unconsciousness with that thing.
Possibly exaggerating,
This is dF
Sometimes they promise to make my penis larger.
The greatest thing about this is the subject header, warning me that the email titled “En1argeYourPenis – PenisEn1argement – PenisSize. Increase Your PenisSize 1-3 inches” might possibly be spam.
You know, in case I subscribe to penis-enlargement services.
Obviously the “warning” is part of the spam rather than a warning from my mail server. I like that. I like my spam self-referential to its own nature. It’s sort of like a prank caller warning you that this might be a prank call.
These are the things I think about at 3 in the morning when Tumblr is broken.
That, and how my penis doesn’t really need another 1-3 inches because LOOK AT THE GODDAMN THING. You could club a senator into unconsciousness with that thing.
Possibly exaggerating,
This is dF