DEÄTHMÜFFIN UPDATE: THE RABBIT’S ON THE RAMPAGE

[defrog]

Banäna Deäthmüffins are no stranger to controversy. When yr songs are generally about things like psychotic housepets, decapitated celebrities, pastries, telephones and irresponsible firearm usage, rather than more acceptable song fare (i.e. the power of love, having lots of money, and whatever the hell it is Nickelback sings about), you tend to get singled out by The Powers That Be as a danger to society.

So we figure, at this stage, why not do a song about a famous breakfast cereal mascot going on a shooting spree?

Okay, we did sit on this one for awhile, mainly because every time we were set to release it, some mass shooting happened somewhere in America.

Then we came to our senses and realized that mass shootings happen in America all the time. So if that’s our criteria, we might as well never bothered to record the song in the first place.

Besides, rabbits with shotguns are funny. Everyone knows that.

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LYRICS SHEET


VERSE 1

We was having breakfast
Fruity balls of corn
We’d all seen the commercials
You can’t say we weren’t warned
The rabbit came to our house 
And asked us for a bowl
We called him silly rabbit 
That’s when he lost control

BRIDGE

He tried all them disguises, All we did was smirk
Watch yr ass, it’s a General Mills spokesman gone berserk

CHORUS

We took away his breakfast 
And now he’s got a gun
The rabbit’s on the rampage 
And now we’re on the run

VERSE 2

All the tricks to get his fix 
Got him nowhere fast
So he pulled out a shotgun 
And fired off a blast
We all ran for cover 
As the rabbit sprayed hot lead
Dealing out the justice 
Not unlike Judge Dredd

BRIDGE

Trix was his obsession, but they never thought he’d kill
No prizes for guessing what he’ll want for his last meal

CHORUS

He’s a cereal killer
Dude it ain’t no pun
The rabbit’s on the rampage 
And now we’re on the run

VERSE 3

Decades of denial
had finally made him snap
He said, “I have had it up to here
With the silly rabbit crap
You could spare a bowl or two 
But you just act like dicks
C’mere you little short eared fucks
And I’ll show you some tricks!”

BRIDGE

Greedy little rugrats, you couldn’t learn to share
Now you’ve finally gone too far, you’d better say yr prayers

CHORUS

Selfish little bastards
Every single one
You wouldn’t share yr Trix with him
And now yr on the run

Let the lord have mercy
Cos the rabbit ain’t got none
The varmint’s on the rampage
And now we’re on the run

He don’t want no oatmeal
Don’t want no sausage bun
He’s hungry for vengeance 
And now we’re on the run

Better duck and cover 
The bloodshed’s just begun
The rabbit’s on the warpath
And now we’re on the run

We called him silly rabbit
We thought that it was fun
Now the rabbit’s on the rampage
And now we’re on the run



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