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THE MEME INTERVIEWS, PART 381
In which stupid Web memes continue to reveal the Truth about the Real Me. Because ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
bedsitter23 and puffdoggydaddy said so.
Bad dog,
This is dF
bedsitter23 and puffdoggydaddy said so.1. My life is being directed by Francis Ford Coppola.
Which explains my drug addiction, my fear of tigers and my inability to stay within my budget.
2. My life was originally supposed to be directed by David Fincher.
Pro: I’d get to dream about penguins.
Con: I’d probably just get Meat Loaf’s part.
So maybe I’m better off hunting for Marlon Brando in the jungles of ‘Nam.
3. I’m a frickin’ genius.
So it’s nice to have “curved space”, “relativity” and “atom bomb” on my resume. That opens a lot of doors right there.
4. I have at least one thing in common with George W Bush.
Bulldog
The Comedian
You may look like the troublemaker of the pack, but it turns out your tough guy mug is worse than its bite. You're really a softie, loyal to your friends and family and A-OK with meeting new pooches, but you prefer to do so with a high-five instead of a paw-shake. Proud of your great sense of humor, you've got a whole litter of jokes you draw from to keep the mood playful and the positive energy alive. A perfect afternoon for you involves a leisurely stroll with a pal, followed by a little downtime in an easy chair with a frosty can of brew and a remote control within easy fetching distance. You shed accusations of being lazy, knowing perfectly well that you're kenneling the energy you might need for... well... something.
Which is fucking depressing. Still, it’s not like me, Whoopi, Ellen and Jack ever invite him to the meetings.
Which explains my drug addiction, my fear of tigers and my inability to stay within my budget.
2. My life was originally supposed to be directed by David Fincher.
Pro: I’d get to dream about penguins.
Con: I’d probably just get Meat Loaf’s part.
So maybe I’m better off hunting for Marlon Brando in the jungles of ‘Nam.
3. I’m a frickin’ genius.
So it’s nice to have “curved space”, “relativity” and “atom bomb” on my resume. That opens a lot of doors right there.
4. I have at least one thing in common with George W Bush.
Bulldog
The Comedian
You may look like the troublemaker of the pack, but it turns out your tough guy mug is worse than its bite. You're really a softie, loyal to your friends and family and A-OK with meeting new pooches, but you prefer to do so with a high-five instead of a paw-shake. Proud of your great sense of humor, you've got a whole litter of jokes you draw from to keep the mood playful and the positive energy alive. A perfect afternoon for you involves a leisurely stroll with a pal, followed by a little downtime in an easy chair with a frosty can of brew and a remote control within easy fetching distance. You shed accusations of being lazy, knowing perfectly well that you're kenneling the energy you might need for... well... something.
Which is fucking depressing. Still, it’s not like me, Whoopi, Ellen and Jack ever invite him to the meetings.
Bad dog,
This is dF