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ZOMBIES + STRIPPERS = AWESOME
ITEM [via io9 and Fleshbot]: Coming to a theatre near you (provided you live in New York, Boston, L.A., San Francisco, Las Vegas, Phoenix, Chicago, Dallas, Houston, Miami, Atlanta, Seattle, Philadelphia and/or Madison, Wisconsin):
Zombie Strippers! Starring Jenna Jameson and Freddy Kreuger!
I’m fairly sure this is Robert Rodriguez’s fault. Not that I’m being critical. Still, I’m assuming that Samuel L Jackson was unavailable. Because he lives for B-movie scripts allegedly based on an Ionesco play.
Say it with me:
“I’m tired of these motherf***ing zombies in this motherf***ing strip club!”
God bless the Hollywoods. There’s nothing they won’t do for us.
Lapdance on yr grave,
This is dF
Zombie Strippers! Starring Jenna Jameson and Freddy Kreuger!
I’m fairly sure this is Robert Rodriguez’s fault. Not that I’m being critical. Still, I’m assuming that Samuel L Jackson was unavailable. Because he lives for B-movie scripts allegedly based on an Ionesco play.
Say it with me:
“I’m tired of these motherf***ing zombies in this motherf***ing strip club!”
God bless the Hollywoods. There’s nothing they won’t do for us.
Lapdance on yr grave,
This is dF