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I’M MICKEY SPILLANE, AND WHEN I WANT TO KEEP MY HAMMER HARD-BOILED, I TAKE VIAGRA®
From the inbox – best Viagra/Cialias sales pitch EVER:
Damn. I’ll take a dozen, please. And a jelly donut. TO GO!
DISCLAIMER: I have no idea if that’s really Mickey Spillane or not. And technically, he doesn’t need Viagra, because he’s a REAL man, not some Commie punk like you.
And yes, I know he’s dead. What’s yr point?
Putting the “hard” in “hard sell”,
This is dF
Again and again he saw her flying across the room, again and again he saw her bringing her fist down on the remains of his knee with all the force of an angry drunk hammering on an oak bar, again and again he was swallowed in that terrible blue-white nova of pain.
10Viagara + 10Cialias = 74.95$
Avialable for Females too
Damn. I’ll take a dozen, please. And a jelly donut. TO GO!
DISCLAIMER: I have no idea if that’s really Mickey Spillane or not. And technically, he doesn’t need Viagra, because he’s a REAL man, not some Commie punk like you.
And yes, I know he’s dead. What’s yr point?
Putting the “hard” in “hard sell”,
This is dF