THE MEME INTERVIEWS, PART 384

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In which I answer yr questions about me in the form of a silly blog quiz, because it’s the weekend. And because this is why Al Gore invented teh Internets.

1. My love is like Bogart

Your Love Life is Like Casablanca

"Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time." For you, love is never finished. If you've loved someone once, you'll always love them. You're an old fashioned romantic... even if your relationships don't end up as romantic as you'd like. Your love style: Traditional and understated Your Hollywood Ending Will Be: Complicated and ambiguous

What Movie Is Your Love Life Like?

Plus, I know how to whistle at Ingrid Bergman.

2. I has a high school education, and yet I STILL knows teh historeez.

You Are a Smart American

You know a lot about US history, and you're opinions are probably well informed. Congratulations on bucking stereotypes. Now go show some foreigners how smart Americans can be.

Are You a Dumb American?

To get the humor of this meme, you need to see the kinds of questions they actually ask you.

3. I likes me a cookie.

You Are Cookie Monster

Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth. You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around. You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!"

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

This is why I had to go through a 12-step Oreos program, of course. Not that it worked.

4. I am unsuitable for minors.

Your Life is Rated NC-17

You're life is so nasty, so naughty... it can't even be explained in polite company.

What is Your Life Rated?

At least if you ask a secret Hollywood committee accountable to no one.

PRODUCTION NOTE: #1 and #2 glommed from the popfiend.

Full frontal nudity,

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