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REAL ULTIMATE POWER IS SHUTTING DOWN EVERY SCHOOL IN THE F***ING CITY!
ITEM: Public schools in Barnegat, NJ were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school. The “ninja” was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword on his way to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.
That’s how weird the whole War On Teh Terrors has become – no one uses common sense to assess potential threats. I mean, honestly – it’s not hard to tell the difference between a real ninja and a guy dressed like one for a party.
HOW TO SPOT A NINJA
If it’s real ninja, there’d be no one to report it to the police because the only time you see a ninja is right before he flips out and kills you. And that’s if yr lucky. Therefore, if you see a ninja and you live to report it, it wasn’t a real ninja.
EVERYONE knows that.
Ninjas are sweet,
This is dF
That’s how weird the whole War On Teh Terrors has become – no one uses common sense to assess potential threats. I mean, honestly – it’s not hard to tell the difference between a real ninja and a guy dressed like one for a party.
HOW TO SPOT A NINJA
If it’s real ninja, there’d be no one to report it to the police because the only time you see a ninja is right before he flips out and kills you. And that’s if yr lucky. Therefore, if you see a ninja and you live to report it, it wasn’t a real ninja.
EVERYONE knows that.
Ninjas are sweet,
This is dF