AND THEN THE EARTH ‘SPLODED! SORRY EARTH!

[defrog]

Good morning, sinners.

By the way, the world ends today. So you might want to get yr affairs in order.



Naturally, CERN has plenty of proof that the LHC will NOT in fact create a black hole that will swallow the Earth. But what do a bunch of egghead scientists know?

Look on the bright side: you won’t have to worry about a McCain/Palin presidency.

Whatever. So long as we don’t end up getting overrun by giant spiders. I will not have that on my planet.

When hadrons collide,

This is dF

Comments

[eriksangel15.livejournal.com]

That might explain why I haven't heard from my friend lately, who happens to work there!

[thelastaerie.livejournal.com]

Or giant cockroaches, for that matter. I don't think the world is going to end but it might prove that the world is older than 5000 years old. Let me know when I can max my credit cards *yawns*

[bedsitter23.livejournal.com]

Too late.

Giant spiders have already taken over.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/7595486.stm

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

Of course, it wouldn't explain why the rest of us are still here. :)

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

Those bastards! I WARNED them this would happen.

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

The fun part, of course, is that the people who believe the Earth is 5000 years old will accept no proof indicating otherwise. And it annoys me that their credit rating is better than mine.