THE SOUND OF THREE (3) MOHAWKS CLAPPING

[defrog]

I sense that some of you are resisting the truth that Gatsby TV commercials are teh awesome. I gave you Charles Bronson undressing. I gave you SMAP self-love WITH Takuya Kimura. You are not impressed.

Okay. I’m breaking out the big guns.

I give you the most awesome mohawks ever.

If this doesn’t get you off, there’s nothing we can do for you.

Hold yr applause,

This is dF