CHRISTMAS COMES EARLIER EVERY YEAR

[defrog]

Seeing as how Wal-mart has unilaterally decided to kick off the Christmas shopping season at the beginning of October – presumably to convince you to get yr shopping done while the US dollar is still worth something before it all tanks – I might as well get my wish list out of the way.

I’d like one of these, please.



For I have simple needs.

If they’re out of stock (and they probably will be, as they only made something like 200 of them), either of the following are acceptable substitutes.





BONUS COMMENTARY: WTF Wal-mart?

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Comments

[lorilori.livejournal.com]

If only they would hike their workers wages along with that.

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly. How do you think they keep their prices so low?