You ever think McCain gets liquored up and says things like,
"You know, Cindy dear, it's so hard being a Republican sometimes since all of our constituents are FUCKING MORONS!!"
*throws glass into wall*
"I mean...I mean...did you see that fucking idiotic dingbat of a woman who said Obama was an arab? I mean, are you fucking kidding me? This is my base? This is my hope for election? Jesus fucking christ....I need more liquor...."