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MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE
Some people have been asking for clarification on the issue of the Apple App Store policy, so let’s review:
EBook with the word “fuck” in it: forbidden.
App that lets you augment yr porn pictures to make T&A (and other bits) wobble realistically: no problem.
Invented by Australians, apparently.
Coming soon: a keyboard app that plays sounds of women faking orgasms.
Thank God for the 21st century.
Touching is believing,
This is dF
EBook with the word “fuck” in it: forbidden.
App that lets you augment yr porn pictures to make T&A (and other bits) wobble realistically: no problem.
Invented by Australians, apparently.
Coming soon: a keyboard app that plays sounds of women faking orgasms.
Thank God for the 21st century.
Touching is believing,
This is dF