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DETACHABLE PENIS: THE B-MOVIE
Sooner or later, someone was going to have the nerve to make a movie with this synopsis:
No, really. Naturally it’s called One-eyed Monster.
Starring Amber Benson from Buffy The Vampire Slayer, if it helps.
Surprisingly it looks like it might actually be fun, though it’s arguably the kind of idea that works better as a two-minute trailer or a Woody Allen sketch than an 80-minute film.
Either way, if they don’t “show the monster”, I’m going to be VERY disappointed. If Dr Manhattan can get away with it (in IMAX, even) there’s no excuse.
Looking forward to the sequel where Ron Jeremy’s cock falls into a nuclear waste dump, grows 50 feet tall and attacks Van Nuys.
A mind of its own,
This is dF
When a ferocious blizzard strands the cast and crew of an adult film shoot, the ragtag band of eccentric heroes must band together against a mysterious and deadly alien menace which has literally possessed Ron Jeremy’s cock.
No, really. Naturally it’s called One-eyed Monster.
Starring Amber Benson from Buffy The Vampire Slayer, if it helps.
Surprisingly it looks like it might actually be fun, though it’s arguably the kind of idea that works better as a two-minute trailer or a Woody Allen sketch than an 80-minute film.
Either way, if they don’t “show the monster”, I’m going to be VERY disappointed. If Dr Manhattan can get away with it (in IMAX, even) there’s no excuse.
Looking forward to the sequel where Ron Jeremy’s cock falls into a nuclear waste dump, grows 50 feet tall and attacks Van Nuys.
A mind of its own,
This is dF