The mind of Steve Trevor...worst military man ever.
Tantrum pull of his arm, "Meh, tie me up again. I'll...just let you tie me up again. I'll go quietly."
Wait...Wonder Woman's free and fighting. Worst tackle ever. "Sorry...I never played football. I thought you tackled people by diving forward and shielding your face like you were afraid of falling."
Yeah...so what...she can deflect bullets with her jewelery. That was a pretty sweet haymaker wasn't it. Though how she managed to jump between me and the gun when those two chairs and the child were in the way. Oh well...I hit the guy with the gun. I'm the hero here.
Fireman's carry...and lock 'em in the pantry. "Yeah...go me."
"Dammit...why do I always have to stay here. And I don't want to have to take care of the kid. I just know I'm missing a hot chick fight where they roll down a long embankment. Dammit. Kids. And Nazis. Dammit."
"C'mon kid we're missing it. Don't worry the Nazis won't escape. I mean, I locked 'em in the pantry...what could go wrong."
"Yeah...oh yeah...she said unwomanly mistakes. Why do I find that hot. Never mind. Just smile."
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Tantrum pull of his arm, "Meh, tie me up again. I'll...just let you tie me up again. I'll go quietly."
Wait...Wonder Woman's free and fighting. Worst tackle ever. "Sorry...I never played football. I thought you tackled people by diving forward and shielding your face like you were afraid of falling."
Yeah...so what...she can deflect bullets with her jewelery. That was a pretty sweet haymaker wasn't it. Though how she managed to jump between me and the gun when those two chairs and the child were in the way. Oh well...I hit the guy with the gun. I'm the hero here.
Fireman's carry...and lock 'em in the pantry. "Yeah...go me."
"Dammit...why do I always have to stay here. And I don't want to have to take care of the kid. I just know I'm missing a hot chick fight where they roll down a long embankment. Dammit. Kids. And Nazis. Dammit."
"C'mon kid we're missing it. Don't worry the Nazis won't escape. I mean, I locked 'em in the pantry...what could go wrong."
"Yeah...oh yeah...she said unwomanly mistakes. Why do I find that hot. Never mind. Just smile."