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defrog ([personal profile] defrog) wrote2010-08-13 09:33 am

ASHCROFTING THE MERMAID

Topless mermaids? Not in Chessington World Of Adventures.

Not anymore.

Managers at Chessingtons Sea Life centre have covered up a topless mermaid sculpture. Justine Locker, Chessingtons Zoo Experience Manager, said: 'Young boys, and not so young boys, spending a lot of time ogling her in the walkthrough ocean tunnel'

Chessington’s zoo experience manager Justine Locker says:

”It’s a bit of a boob on our part, really. We hadn’t noticed quite how buxom Sally was until we clocked young boys, and not so young boys, spending a lot of time ogling her in the walk-through ocean tunnel.”

Well, yes. I can see why that would be a problem. After all, England invented Samantha Fox. So it’s not like you get to see big naked breasts every day. And no one ever ogles bikini cleavage. So, you know, problem solved.

John Ashcroft would approve, I’m sure. (Hence the title of this post.)

Hooray for mermaid boobies,

This is dF

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