defrog | HOW EINSTEIN DESTROYED AMERICA WITH SCIENCE

ITEM: Einstein’s Theory Of Relativity is bad science and a secret plot by liberals to destroy Christianity, and therefore America.

Source: Andy Schlafly, founder of Conservapedia, the conservative (or as conservatives call it, "accurate") version of Wikipedia.

How do we know E=mc2 is not science? Because the Bible disproves it.

Conservapedia defines "action-at-a-distance" as "Action at a distance consists of affecting a distant body instantaneously. At the atom level, this is known as "non-locality." In non-confusing terms, that indicates the ability to cause something to happen instantaneously in another location (i.e., faster than the speed of light). Since Jesus could, reportedly, do this, thus Einstein is wrong. Schlafly's evidence is John 4:46-54, in which Jesus reportedly cured someone's son just by saying it had happened.

And how do we know it’s undermining Christianity? Because people who believe it stop reading the Bible.

See, e.g., historian Paul Johnson's book about the 20th century, and the article written by liberal law professor Laurence Tribe as allegedly assisted by Barack Obama. Virtually no one who is taught and believes relativity continues to read the Bible, a book that outsells New York Times bestsellers by a hundred-fold

And we know it’s a liberal plot because they use it in legal arguments against conservative Christians, and won’t let people like Andy Sclafly teach the truth about relativity in schools.

Q.E.D.

Teaching the controversy,

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