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defrog ([personal profile] defrog) wrote2015-11-25 01:48 pm
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I HAD TOO MUCH TO DREAM LAST NIGHT (SINGAPORE TAXI MASSAGE EDITION)

I am in Singapore or someplace, waiting in a taxi queue. I have been waiting almost an hour.

I am about to give up when a taxi pulls up at a crooked angle. Inside is a female driver and two more women in the backseat – they are all dressed as sexy anime characters. The backseat girls are there to give passengers a “Mashido” massage.

I ask the driver if this is a real taxi service or just a rolling massage parlour. She just smiles as though she gets asked stupid questions all the time. I don't know how much longer I’ll have to wait for another taxi, so I get in.

It turns out the massage is optional.

And then I woke up.

Hands on,

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