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TWITTERDUMP 03.01.08: THE MALL NINJA IS A LONELY HUNTER
Recent missives on the Twitters:
defrog "Mall Ninja" is the loneliest job that you ever knew. http://lonelymachines.org/m...
defrog Conservative Christians: giving both science fairs AND home schooling a bad name. And that's not very funny. http://tinyurl.com/26buou
defrog Thursday is Furious Lady Day at the Central Library. Apparently.
defrog On the Twitters, no one knows yr a houseplant. http://tinyurl.com/2oyem8
defrog In future, al Qaeda will recruit a droid army to invade America. http://tinyurl.com/2rlhs8
defrog MEMO: In FLA, the f-word offends dogs. http://tinyurl.com/2oxdgg
defrog In future, if you say "fuck" on yr cell phone, the FCC can fine AT&T for indecency. Progress! http://tinyurl.com/38rhhv
FUN FACT: I’m about 75% sure the Mall Ninja was my roommate in the Army. In which case I can verify that he had the ninja uniform and the “special shoes” circa 1986-87. Which is braggable.
Real ultimate security guard,
This is dF
defrog "Mall Ninja" is the loneliest job that you ever knew. http://lonelymachines.org/m...
defrog Conservative Christians: giving both science fairs AND home schooling a bad name. And that's not very funny. http://tinyurl.com/26buou
defrog Thursday is Furious Lady Day at the Central Library. Apparently.
defrog On the Twitters, no one knows yr a houseplant. http://tinyurl.com/2oyem8
defrog In future, al Qaeda will recruit a droid army to invade America. http://tinyurl.com/2rlhs8
defrog MEMO: In FLA, the f-word offends dogs. http://tinyurl.com/2oxdgg
defrog In future, if you say "fuck" on yr cell phone, the FCC can fine AT&T for indecency. Progress! http://tinyurl.com/38rhhv
FUN FACT: I’m about 75% sure the Mall Ninja was my roommate in the Army. In which case I can verify that he had the ninja uniform and the “special shoes” circa 1986-87. Which is braggable.
Real ultimate security guard,
This is dF