I DON’T GIVE REFUNDS BUT I DO ACCEPT APOLOGIES

[defrog]

For those of you wondering how much I charge:



Worth every penny, guaranteed.

[Via drhoz , who might be more within yr budget, if you know what I mean]

Please have yr credit card ready,

This is dF

Comments

Re: I'm worth a million in prizes

[bedsitter23.livejournal.com]

Ah. I thought it had something to do with the infamous 'stripping cop routine'.

Re: I'm worth a million in prizes

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

No, that's a separate service, although package deals are available. Gratuities not included. Obviously.