I DON’T GIVE REFUNDS BUT I DO ACCEPT APOLOGIES

[defrog]

For those of you wondering how much I charge:



Worth every penny, guaranteed.

[Via drhoz , who might be more within yr budget, if you know what I mean]

Please have yr credit card ready,

This is dF

Comments

Music:Neighboring drama queens throwing shit at each other

[lorilori.livejournal.com]

Someone is cranky...

Re: Music:Neighboring drama queens throwing shit at each other

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

Well, they've been shouting "Get out of my life!" at each other for about a year now. Still, I shouldn't be glib – domestic disputes don't end well here. Murder-suicide by leaping off the 12th floor balcony is a big favorite in this town. And they usually take the kids with them.

I'm worth a million in prizes

[bedsitter23.livejournal.com]

I just can't figure out why you can charge $80 more than me or drhoz. You naughty boy!

Re: I'm worth a million in prizes

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

It's probably because I have higher overhead costs. It's a crime what a hotel room goes for in Hong Kong these days.

Re: I'm worth a million in prizes

[bedsitter23.livejournal.com]

Ah. I thought it had something to do with the infamous 'stripping cop routine'.

Re: I'm worth a million in prizes

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

No, that's a separate service, although package deals are available. Gratuities not included. Obviously.