I DON’T GIVE REFUNDS BUT I DO ACCEPT APOLOGIES

[defrog]

For those of you wondering how much I charge:



Worth every penny, guaranteed.

[Via drhoz , who might be more within yr budget, if you know what I mean]

Please have yr credit card ready,

This is dF

Comments

Music:Neighboring drama queens throwing shit at each other

[lorilori.livejournal.com]

Someone is cranky...

I'm worth a million in prizes

[bedsitter23.livejournal.com]

I just can't figure out why you can charge $80 more than me or drhoz. You naughty boy!