IF YR GOING TO EAT ME, I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU WORK FOR IT

[defrog]

By order of dr_nebula , because you’d be surprised how often I get asked this question at networking cocktail functions:

I could survive for 1 minute, 19 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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That is, of course, about how long it would take me to kill the velociraptor with my fists. For I have military training.

Yes. Fuck velociraptors.

Hard to kill,

This is dF