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By order of [livejournal.com profile] dr_nebula , because you’d be surprised how often I get asked this question at networking cocktail functions:

I could survive for 1 minute, 19 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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That is, of course, about how long it would take me to kill the velociraptor with my fists. For I have military training.

Yes. Fuck velociraptors.

Hard to kill,

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