defrog: (bettie xmas)
defrog ([personal profile] defrog) wrote2009-12-17 11:19 pm

DEF XMAS SHOPPING TIPS: WHAT WOULD CONWAY TWITTY SHOOT?

For those of you looking for last-minute shopping suggestions, Team Def revives this limited series with another limited series: the Conway Twitty™ Tribute Pistol.



[Via WFMU, which also has some Twitty MP3s for you]

Yrs for $1,995.00. Layaway is available. There’s only 300 of them, so get ‘em while supplies last.

Also available: the George Jones™ Tribute Rifle.

FUN FACT:
I think I met Conway Twitty once. He was at our bowling alley for a tournament or something. Either way, I ended up with a free 45 of “Tight Fittin’ Jeans”. I wasn’t a fan of Twitty, but I was a fan of tight jeans. So, you know ...

Twitty twister,

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