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It’s that time of year again, and I got you the same thing I always get you – a playlist of tunes to make your Christmas somewhat merrier.

Or as close as we can get to that, given … [gestures vaguely at everything].

Anyway, this one is – perhaps appropriately – a bit off the rails.

Then again, you should see the stuff that didn’t make the cut.

And anyway, it’s either this or risk being Whammed.

Caroling caroling,

This is dF

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: Pak Ngan Heung
Current Music: See above

You’ve probably got a thousand Christmas playlists to get you through the holiday season. But they probably don’t sound quite like this. Apart from the Pogues/Kirsty MacColl song.

And there’s probably a good reason for that. But I stand by it.

Merry Christmas to all of you.

Follow that star,

This is dF

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: Tung Chung
Current Music: See above

Hey, I got you a playlist for Christmas. Which is like a mixtape, only free and lazy.

Ho ho ho.

Anyway, merry Christmas, happy holidays, season’s greetings and have a cool Yule.

Yelling at the Xmas tree,

This is dF

Current Mood: tired
Current Location: Tung Chung
Current Music: See above
Crossposts: https://def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com/1795156.html

Everyone else is making a holiday playlist, why not me?

Conveniently presented in a two-hour block that would be 100% commercial-free if this was a radio station (and if you have premium Spotify, which I personally don’t).

If this is too much merry for you to handle, Night Flight has a playlist that might be more up your street.

Feliz Navidad,

This is dF

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: Tung Chung
Current Music: See above
Crossposts: https://def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com/1689671.html

Here’s hoping you get what you want, either materially or spiritually or whatever it is you need.

Which in my case would be this.

1980-xx-xx JCPenney Christmas Catalog P562 (by Wishbook) Merry KISSmas…

[Via Sloth Unleashed]

Unmasked,

This is dF

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: Disco Bay
Current Music: David Bowie, "Lodger"
Crossposts: http://def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com/1145394.html

[Via Doctor Sardonicus]

Wunderbar,

This is dF

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: Disco Bay
Current Music: David Bowie, "Lodger"
Crossposts: http://def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com/1145162.html

Here it is.

Redd Foxx was probably not the real Santa Claus…

[Images via The Slow Decline Of The Pie Shops, Televandalist and Retrogasm]

Hope you had/are having a happy one.

Hey hey hey,

This is dF

Current Mood: busy
Current Location: Disco Bay
Current Music: Judas Priest, "The Rage"
Crossposts: http://def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com/1082984.html

This post is dedicated to Megyn Kelly.

"Akim & Teddy Vann - Santa Claus Is A Black Man" (Watch on YouTube)

PRODUCTION NOTE: This post is intended to be tongue-in-cheek.

Any colour you like,

This is dF

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Causeway Bay
Current Music: See above
Crossposts: http://def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com/1081710.html

It is cold in Hong Kong this Christmas.

Well, cold by local standards – and cold enough to break out the sweaters for Bonbon.

So this is yr kawaii Christmas post for the year.

Yr welcome.

Stepping out,

This is dF

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: Disco Bay
Current Music: The Pixies, "Into The White"

The Def Xmas countdown concludes …

Last post, we covered the material aspect of Christmas. But as we know, Christmas is about giving as much as receiving. And giving doesn’t always have to mean stockings full of loot.

If you know what I mean.

I’ll let Candye Kane and Country Dick Montana take it from here.

It doesn’t get much merrier than that, Jim.

And there you go. Happy holidays.

The gift that keeps on giving,

This is dF

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: Disco Bay
Current Music: See above
Crossposts: http://def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com/990216.html

Meanwhile, somewhere in a mall in the Admiralty district of Hong Kong Island, there is this:

With added music by Banäna Deäthmüffins!

Because why not?

Cheeky,

This is dF

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: Disco Bay
Current Music: Voivod, "Into My Hypercube"
Crossposts: http://def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com/989975.html

The Def Xmas countdown continues …

Obviously I’ve been having fun with this, but as it’s now Christmas Eve, it’s time to pause for a moment and remember just what Christmas is really all about.

Loot. Lots of it.

Mae West knows what I’m talking about.

Waiting at the cash-mas tree,

This is dF

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: Disco Bay
Current Music: See above
Crossposts: http://def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com/989820.html

The Def Xmas countdown continues …

And the next song is recommended by John Waters.

And that’s good enough for me.

That, and I get a kick out of freaking out the kind of people who get freaked out by this kind of thing.

FUN FACT: In China, Santa is not a black man.

[Via Soft Tofu]

Any color you like,

This is dF

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: Disco Bay
Current Music: See above
Crossposts: http://def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com/989515.html

The Def Xmas countdown continues …

And so does the funk.

I think Santa will hear those words a lot this year. Especially in America.

But they won’t be talking about dancing.

Going down,

This is dF

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: Disco Bay
Current Music: See above
Crossposts: http://def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com/989006.html

Continuing the Def Xmas countdown …

I’m going to make it funky now.

Cos Santa’s got a big bag of soul this year. And that’s exactly what I want for Christmas.

That’s my bag,

This is dF

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: Disco Bay
Current Music: See above
Crossposts: http://def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com/987984.html

Continuing the Def Xmas countdown …

Christmas comes only once a year. Unless you live in Heaven.

Or unless yr Joe Tex’s woman.

I need a woman,

This is dF

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: Disco Bay
Current Music: See above
Crossposts: http://def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com/987889.html

Continuing the Def Xmas countdown …

As you may have noticed, some bands try to write their own Christmas tunes.

As you may also have noticed, not very many of them become holiday standards. Which is why some bands figure it makes more sense to stick to the classics, albeit with a personal twist or gimmick to make it their own.

Like an Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonator, say.

Give me that guitar you girly man,

This is dF

Current Mood: tired
Current Location: Disco Bay
Current Music: Donald Fagen, "Sunken Condos"
Crossposts: http://def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com/986559.html

Continuing the Def Xmas countdown …

Attention sinners:

Christmas time is YR time.

So say the Mono Men.

So it shall be.

Sin is in,

This is dF

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: Causeway Bay
Current Music: See above
Crossposts: http://def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com/985149.html

Continuing the Def Xmas countdown …

And while the Mayan Apocalypse might affect Christmas on Earth, that doesn’t mean we can’t have Christmas on other planets.

Like Mars, for example.

Granted, NASA had better get cracking, cos we only got til Friday.

Blast off,

This is dF

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: Disco Bay
Current Music: See above
Crossposts: http://def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com/984692.html

Day 3 of the Def Xmas countdown …

Amd it occurs to me, having started a parallel series for the Mayan Apocalypse, which is scheduled for Friday, maybe there won't be a Christmas to count down to this year …

Luckily, I have a song for that.

Change of plans,

This is dF

Current Mood: blah
Current Location: Disco Bay
Current Music: See above
Crossposts: http://def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com/983770.html

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HERE WE COME A-CAROLING
THE WRONG STAR
SANTA STAY HOME (A.K.A. ANOTHER COVID CHRISTMAS PLAYLIST)
I'M BRINGING MERRY BACK
MERRY KISSMAS, YOU GUYS
FROHE WEIHNACHTEN!
THE OBLIGATORY CHRISTMAS POST
I’M DREAMING OF A HISTORICALLY WHITE CHRISTMAS
A VERY BONBON CHRISTMAS
DEF XMAS 2012 (#12 OF 12): THE VIDEO CAMERA’S LOADED (AND SO AM I)
SEXY SNOWMAN IS SEXY
DEF XMAS 2012 (#11 OF 12): PUT THE LOOT IN THE BOOT AND THE JACK IN THE SACK
DEF XMAS 2012 (#10 OF 12): AND HE’S HANDSOME LIKE MY DADDY, TOO
DEF XMAS 2012 (#9 OF 12): GET DOWN AND STAY DOWN
DEF XMAS 2012 (#8 OF 12): SANTA’S GOT A BRAND NEW BAG
DEF XMAS 2012 (#7 OF 12): EVERY DAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY IN JOE TEX’S HOUSE
DEF XMAS 2012 (#6 OF 12): JINGLE BELLS OR ELSE, MOTHERF***ER
DEF XMAS 2012 (#5 OF 12): CHRISTMASTIME IS FOR SINNERS
DEF XMAS 2012 (#4 OF 12): NO SHOPPING MALLS ON MARS
DEF XMAS 2012 (#3 OF 12): WHAT A SHAME THIS TIME WE CANCELED CHRISTMAS

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Entries tagged with def xmas

HERE WE COME A-CAROLING

THE WRONG STAR

SANTA STAY HOME (A.K.A. ANOTHER COVID CHRISTMAS PLAYLIST)

I'M BRINGING MERRY BACK

MERRY KISSMAS, YOU GUYS

FROHE WEIHNACHTEN!

THE OBLIGATORY CHRISTMAS POST

I’M DREAMING OF A HISTORICALLY WHITE CHRISTMAS

A VERY BONBON CHRISTMAS

DEF XMAS 2012 (#12 OF 12): THE VIDEO CAMERA’S LOADED (AND SO AM I)

SEXY SNOWMAN IS SEXY

DEF XMAS 2012 (#11 OF 12): PUT THE LOOT IN THE BOOT AND THE JACK IN THE SACK

DEF XMAS 2012 (#10 OF 12): AND HE’S HANDSOME LIKE MY DADDY, TOO

DEF XMAS 2012 (#9 OF 12): GET DOWN AND STAY DOWN

DEF XMAS 2012 (#8 OF 12): SANTA’S GOT A BRAND NEW BAG

DEF XMAS 2012 (#7 OF 12): EVERY DAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY IN JOE TEX’S HOUSE

DEF XMAS 2012 (#6 OF 12): JINGLE BELLS OR ELSE, MOTHERF***ER

DEF XMAS 2012 (#5 OF 12): CHRISTMASTIME IS FOR SINNERS

DEF XMAS 2012 (#4 OF 12): NO SHOPPING MALLS ON MARS

DEF XMAS 2012 (#3 OF 12): WHAT A SHAME THIS TIME WE CANCELED CHRISTMAS