defrog: (what would devo do)
defrog ([personal profile] defrog) wrote2010-03-09 09:55 am

DRIVING WHILE SHAVING PUBIC HAIR: APPARENTLY DANGEROUS

Yr Darwinian lede of the day:

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

The best part: the woman had been convicted of a DUI the previous day.

The razor’s edge,

This is dF

[identity profile] nebris.livejournal.com 2010-03-09 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
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[identity profile] jasonfranks.livejournal.com 2010-03-09 05:01 am (UTC)(link)

She was driving to see her boyfriend. With her ex husband in the car. While she shaved her pubes.

Sometimes I miss Florida, but this isn't one of them.

[identity profile] thelastaerie.livejournal.com 2010-03-09 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
*speechless* again, when you report news like this... you need a new tag, cos "batshit" won't cover it.

[identity profile] def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com 2010-03-09 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe, but I'm stumped for ideas. I could add modifiers, I guess – extreme batshit, mega batshit, batshit supreme?