52 PIGS (#46 OF 52): BY THE POWER OF NOBUTA!

This week’s pig ... is animated.



For those of you who are behind in yr Japanese TV shows, it’s a reference to a drama called Nobuta wo Produce. Which doesn’t have pigs as such, but they make a keychain that looks like this at some point.

For more on Nobuta Power, we have video. She ends up doing that quite a bit throughout the show.

Now yr playing with power,

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FINALLY, A LIST WITH THE WORDS “SWALLOW MY CHILDREN”

Continuing our coverage of end-of-year lists, here’s one you probably won’t be seeing on the morning “news” programs: the Top 12 Porn Movies of 2007, as rated by famed porn blogger Gram Ponante.

NOTE: Totally NSFW, which should be okay seeing as it’s Sunday, which is the perfect time to look at NSFW links. Quality time.

DISCLAIMER: I haven’t seen any of the movies listed. Because, like most people, I get my pr0ns for free on teh Internets. Or I just make it myself.

WARNING: Contains Amy Fisher. Yes, THAT one. The one who brought the words “Long Island Lolita” and “Buttafuoco” into the national lexicon.

Teen escort. Shot the wife of her lover and did a dime upstate. Became a columnist. Later reunited with Joey Buttafuoco to do the coin toss at the Lingerie Bowl. Now promoting her sex tape despite not endorsing it. And it's rated one of the best pr0n movies of the year.

And you thought the American Dream was dead.

Bad girls,

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YOUTUBE SURVIVOR SERIES #38: MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY

ITEM [via bedsitter23]: I-35 (the US interstate highway that runs from Laredo, TX to Duluth, MN) is believed by evangelical Christians to be the “Way Of Holiness” as prophesied in Isaiah 35.

They also believe it can cure homosexuality.

Pat Robertson has proof.

Not too much new there, granted. Still, it’s worth noting how when Americans dither and wring their hands over religious extremists plotting revolution, they mean Muslims, not fundamentalist Christians who use terms like “siege”, “invade” and “we want a holy nation” on cable TV.

Sure, maybe it's metaphor, but I wasn't aware fundamentalists did metaphors. And yeah, okay, at least they're not bombing anything (yet). Still, guess which group makes me more concerned about my personal safety?

That said, I must say it’s awesome to see so many Christians hanging out at strip clubs and gay bars. Because that conversion loophole swings both ways, you know.

Bend over I’ll drive,

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EDITED TO ADD [January 7]: drhoz kindly reports that James Stabile, the gay man in the video saved by the Purity Siege, was kicked out of his gay rehab program. Also turns out Stabile is the son of a church minister and a pathological liar with a bipolar disorder. What fun!