PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: FINISH LIKE A BOSS

No shame,

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SOUP IS GOOD FOOD – UNLESS IT’S HALAL, THEN IT’S EVIL FOOD

ITEM: A year or so after the Canadian branch of Campbell’s Soup releases a line of Halal-certified soups and broths, conservative bloggers duly freak out and organize a boycott of Campbell’s for caving in to Sharia law and supporting terrorism.

Because as we all know, once you start making Halal foods, you might as well just throw away the Constitution and make the US a Muslim theocracy, because that’s exactly what it will lead to.

I mean, it’s so obvious. Look at New York. They approved the Not Quite At Ground Zero But Close Enough Terrrost Command Center, and now everyone in the state is Muslim because it’s the law.

See also: Dearborn, MI and Frankford, TX.

No soup for you,

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NEWS ANCHOR BARBIE®: THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES

Especially if you watch certain US cable TV news channels.



Stay classy,

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dEFROG ON 45 #7: RAINBOWS AND WATERFALLS RUNNIN’ THROUGH MY MIND

Going through the Team Def 45 library, one thing that strikes me is how little I know about a lot of the bands whose songs I bought.

Take the Brothers Johnson, for example. They used to back the Supremes and Bobby Womack, and played with Quincy Jones, and had four #1 albums on the US R&B charts.

But all I knew about them was this one song.

But that’s how it goes. For whatever reason, some songs just don’t motivate you to investigate a given artist further, no matter how great the song is.

And this is a great song.

Sorry, Brothers Johnson.

West purple shower bells and tea,

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