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defrogITEM: A year or so after the Canadian branch of Campbell’s Soup releases a line of Halal-certified soups and broths, conservative bloggers duly freak out and organize a boycott of Campbell’s for caving in to Sharia law and supporting terrorism.
Because as we all know, once you start making Halal foods, you might as well just throw away the Constitution and make the US a Muslim theocracy, because that’s exactly what it will lead to.
I mean, it’s so obvious. Look at New York. They approved the Not Quite At Ground Zero But Close Enough Terrrost Command Center, and now everyone in the state is Muslim because it’s the law.
See also: Dearborn, MI and Frankford, TX.
No soup for you,
This is dF
Because as we all know, once you start making Halal foods, you might as well just throw away the Constitution and make the US a Muslim theocracy, because that’s exactly what it will lead to.
I mean, it’s so obvious. Look at New York. They approved the Not Quite At Ground Zero But Close Enough Terrrost Command Center, and now everyone in the state is Muslim because it’s the law.
See also: Dearborn, MI and Frankford, TX.
No soup for you,
This is dF
