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[defrog]

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[Via drhoz , who might be more within yr budget, if you know what I mean]

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Re: Music:Neighboring drama queens throwing shit at each other

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

Well, they've been shouting "Get out of my life!" at each other for about a year now. Still, I shouldn't be glib – domestic disputes don't end well here. Murder-suicide by leaping off the 12th floor balcony is a big favorite in this town. And they usually take the kids with them.