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PINE BOX? FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!
Speaking of being able to buy anything in America:
Well, why not? I don’t want to be buried when I die – I’d rather have a Hunter Thompson funeral. Or better yet, if budget allows, I’d rather be placed in the middle of a stadium and blown up with high explosives. Preferably inside something like this:
For I have simple needs.
If you have to bury me, though, get me one of these.
Only one that runs Mac. That way I can haunt you all from beyond the grave.
DISCLAIMER: Pabst Blue Ribbon isn't nearly as good as Frank Booth says it is. But Heineken is definitely worse.
Six feet under,
This is dF
Well, why not? I don’t want to be buried when I die – I’d rather have a Hunter Thompson funeral. Or better yet, if budget allows, I’d rather be placed in the middle of a stadium and blown up with high explosives. Preferably inside something like this:
For I have simple needs.
If you have to bury me, though, get me one of these.
Only one that runs Mac. That way I can haunt you all from beyond the grave.
DISCLAIMER: Pabst Blue Ribbon isn't nearly as good as Frank Booth says it is. But Heineken is definitely worse.
Six feet under,
This is dF
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my best friend and i are in agreement, a black trash bag will be fine. it doesn't even have to be a name brand trash bag either.
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AFTER I'm dead, I mean.
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*snort*
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