Speaking of being able to buy anything in America:

Well, why not? I don’t want to be buried when I die – I’d rather have a Hunter Thompson funeral. Or better yet, if budget allows, I’d rather be placed in the middle of a stadium and blown up with high explosives. Preferably inside something like this:

For I have simple needs.
If you have to bury me, though, get me one of these.

Only one that runs Mac. That way I can haunt you all from beyond the grave.
DISCLAIMER: Pabst Blue Ribbon isn't nearly as good as Frank Booth says it is. But Heineken is definitely worse.
Six feet under,
This is dF

Well, why not? I don’t want to be buried when I die – I’d rather have a Hunter Thompson funeral. Or better yet, if budget allows, I’d rather be placed in the middle of a stadium and blown up with high explosives. Preferably inside something like this:

For I have simple needs.
If you have to bury me, though, get me one of these.

Only one that runs Mac. That way I can haunt you all from beyond the grave.
DISCLAIMER: Pabst Blue Ribbon isn't nearly as good as Frank Booth says it is. But Heineken is definitely worse.
Six feet under,
This is dF
no subject
on 2008-05-06 10:37 am (UTC)