READY TEDDY

[defrog]

ITEM [via YesButNoButYes]: While yr all waiting for yr sex robots of the future, here’s something to tide you over: Teddy Babes – for “boys too BIG for Teddy Bears”.



Yes. It’s been that kind of day.

Recommended for plushophiles who could never rationalize the bestiality angle. Or the distinguished customer who finds Realdolls too creepy (or possibly not creepy enough – in which case they haven’t seen the anime sex doll yet).

For the rest of you, yr best entertainment value may be the (possibly unintentionally) hilarious FAQ [sample follows]:

Q: What are her breasts like?
A: Teddy Babe's breasts are full and soft. The nipples are made of the same velvety plush material and are soft and kissable.
Q: What is her butt like?
A: Teddy Babe's rear-end is round and sexy. It's very squeezable and "spankable."
Q: So, I can have sex with my Teddy Babe love doll?
A: Each Teddy Babe love doll has a plush vagina, complete with simulated pubic hair and an ultra-silky plush insert, which we affectionately refer to as "Pussy Velour."
Q: Is the plush insert leak resistant?
A:To an extent, yes. Some dampness may seep through.

Oh, and they have a special vampire edition. With bat-shaped pubic hair.



CAVEAT: Gothic gown and spider-web stockings sold separately.

FUN FACT: If I ever start another band, "Pussy Velour" is on my band-name short list.

Stuff me up,

This is dF

Comments

[scifigal.livejournal.com]

Sincerely creepy. I like how they claim that you can essentially have them out and no one will notice. Ummm, sure--if the dude is living with his mom and it looks like she decorated his room with doilies and stuffed animals, and, oh, that doll wearing LINGERIE!

creepy!

[jasonfranks.livejournal.com]

I would totally play in a band called Pussy Velour.

-- JF

[puffdoggydaddy.livejournal.com]

...wow...

One more thing for the wall of "I can f'n believe that."

puff