WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF AN ATOMIC ATTACK
Oct. 3rd, 2015 08:31 pmThis is a public service announcement.
With lingerie.

[Via Great Grottu (NSFW)]
Carpe diem,
This is dF
With lingerie.

[Via Great Grottu (NSFW)]
Carpe diem,
This is dF
GREAT MOMENTS IN WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS
Jul. 29th, 2012 12:57 amFunny how this only ever happens to female superheroes.

I’m just saying.
[Via Interstellar Barbarella]
Don’t leave home without it,
This is dF

I’m just saying.
[Via Interstellar Barbarella]
Don’t leave home without it,
This is dF
LAUNDRY DAY
Apr. 22nd, 2012 02:19 amIt's only a chore if you want it to be.

[Via Curvy Swervy Dames]
Putting my love on the line,
This is dF

[Via Curvy Swervy Dames]
Putting my love on the line,
This is dF
THE KING AND ME
Apr. 6th, 2012 10:47 amAs you may know, Thailand has a king.
As you may also know, when in Thailand, you don’t dis the king. Ever. Not even tangentially.
Anyway, I saw his picture a lot.


Here’s that second one from a slightly different angle. Whilst standing next to a lingerie shop.

No dis intended, of course. I just liked the composition possibilities and the idea of giving the king a good view of a lingerie shop, and ...
Okay, I also like women in lingerie. Sue me.
It’s good to be the king,
This is dF
As you may also know, when in Thailand, you don’t dis the king. Ever. Not even tangentially.
Anyway, I saw his picture a lot.


Here’s that second one from a slightly different angle. Whilst standing next to a lingerie shop.

No dis intended, of course. I just liked the composition possibilities and the idea of giving the king a good view of a lingerie shop, and ...
Okay, I also like women in lingerie. Sue me.
It’s good to be the king,
This is dF
Here's a fun fact: there is no Victoria’s Secret in Hong Kong. You’d think there would be, what with HK being a shopping magnet with gallerias loaded with big-name Western brands. But no VS.
It’s not a conservative thing, because we do have plenty of brand-name lingerie shops here (mainly regional names like Triumph, Wacoal and Satami). We also have a few local shops aiming for the young-hipster market.
One of them is called Bla Bla Bra. And for awhile, its Causeway Bay outlet sported this photo in the window.

Which would be pretty bold if it were intentional (i.e. if their design team actually knows what that particular gesture means). I couldn’t tell you for sure if it is.
Either way, I approve.
Going down,
This is dF
It’s not a conservative thing, because we do have plenty of brand-name lingerie shops here (mainly regional names like Triumph, Wacoal and Satami). We also have a few local shops aiming for the young-hipster market.
One of them is called Bla Bla Bra. And for awhile, its Causeway Bay outlet sported this photo in the window.
Which would be pretty bold if it were intentional (i.e. if their design team actually knows what that particular gesture means). I couldn’t tell you for sure if it is.
Either way, I approve.
Going down,
This is dF
MTV + LFL = WTFMTV?
Nov. 11th, 2011 09:48 amY’ever want to meet a woman dressed in nothing but lingerie, a football helmet and shoulderpads, take her to the nearest football field and tackle her?
MTV would like to make that dream come true. Legally!

I’ve written before about the Lingerie Football League, and how I like (or at least respect) it more than “proper” American football, if only because they have the underdog quality of having a hard time just finding a place to play. Plus, you know, it’s chicks in lingerie for its own sake.
But I have to say, as promos go, this is a bit oddball. Dinner with the team of yr choice? I can see that. Locker-room interviews? Sure. Autographed panties? Epic win.
But tackling a player?
I mean, sure, we’re talking about consensual tackling here. And we’re also talking about tackling someone who gets tackled professionally. Also, note that what’s actually being offered here is a chance to tackle an LBL player – meaning, I doubt she’s just going to stand there like a hot tackling dummy and let the winner build up a running start. She’ll probably be a moving target, and she’ll be in physically good shape.
I would also hope that, in the interest of fairness, the contestant has to strip down to his underpants.
Still, you have to admit we’ve reached an interesting milestone in modern society when you can win a trip to a major gambling den just to have a shot at tackling a lingerie model courtesy of a major cable TV channel run by one of the biggest media corporations in the world.
I’ll also admit that it threw me off at first that MTV is backing this. I’d expect something like this from ESPN or The Playboy Channel, or even Fox News. But MTV?
Then I remembered that MTV stopped showing music videos around the end of the 90s. So considering their current programming, the Lingerie Bowl fits right in.
Hit me with yr best shot,
This is dF
MTV would like to make that dream come true. Legally!
I’ve written before about the Lingerie Football League, and how I like (or at least respect) it more than “proper” American football, if only because they have the underdog quality of having a hard time just finding a place to play. Plus, you know, it’s chicks in lingerie for its own sake.
But I have to say, as promos go, this is a bit oddball. Dinner with the team of yr choice? I can see that. Locker-room interviews? Sure. Autographed panties? Epic win.
But tackling a player?
I mean, sure, we’re talking about consensual tackling here. And we’re also talking about tackling someone who gets tackled professionally. Also, note that what’s actually being offered here is a chance to tackle an LBL player – meaning, I doubt she’s just going to stand there like a hot tackling dummy and let the winner build up a running start. She’ll probably be a moving target, and she’ll be in physically good shape.
I would also hope that, in the interest of fairness, the contestant has to strip down to his underpants.
Still, you have to admit we’ve reached an interesting milestone in modern society when you can win a trip to a major gambling den just to have a shot at tackling a lingerie model courtesy of a major cable TV channel run by one of the biggest media corporations in the world.
I’ll also admit that it threw me off at first that MTV is backing this. I’d expect something like this from ESPN or The Playboy Channel, or even Fox News. But MTV?
Then I remembered that MTV stopped showing music videos around the end of the 90s. So considering their current programming, the Lingerie Bowl fits right in.
Hit me with yr best shot,
This is dF
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
Jan. 30th, 2011 12:13 pmFrom Fredericks Of Hollywood circa 1962 [via
vintage_ads ):

We’ve come a long way since then, of course.
Still, I always have the same reaction: you know, someone’s going to be disappointed sooner or later.
What you see is what you get,
This is dF
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We’ve come a long way since then, of course.
Still, I always have the same reaction: you know, someone’s going to be disappointed sooner or later.
What you see is what you get,
This is dF
ITEM: Marks & Spencer intros a new line of men’s underwear – “frontal enhancement” briefs that offer a greater "side profile" and come with a "hidden front pouch" to "shape and enhance your silhouette".
Like so.

Which I mention mainly to give that Sarah Palin fan the benefit of the doubt and save him further embarrassment. Because, you know, that COULD be what happened there.
On the other hand, given how that worked out for him, I’m not 100% sure there’s still a market for frontal-enhancement underpants. Besides the risk of ending up a viral YouTube hit, there’s also the question of who yr trying to impress with it – and the potential disappointment once they come off.
Then again, if she’s wearing a WonderBra, I guess it all balances out.
No fakes,
This is dF
Like so.

Which I mention mainly to give that Sarah Palin fan the benefit of the doubt and save him further embarrassment. Because, you know, that COULD be what happened there.
On the other hand, given how that worked out for him, I’m not 100% sure there’s still a market for frontal-enhancement underpants. Besides the risk of ending up a viral YouTube hit, there’s also the question of who yr trying to impress with it – and the potential disappointment once they come off.
Then again, if she’s wearing a WonderBra, I guess it all balances out.
No fakes,
This is dF
PUSH-UP BRAS IN THREE (3) DIMENSIONS
Sep. 18th, 2010 10:39 amAnd now, inevitably, the WonderBra 3D billboard.


A cute idea, though I confess I don’t know how many people walk around carrying 3D glasses.
Anyway, cue public concerns about driving safety in 3, 2, 1 ...
Go.
“For those motorists who don't happen to have 3D glasses in their car - and most don't - then as the image is slightly blurred, it will cause you to want to focus on it even more. I think it will be a distraction for men and women on the road. And you just need to lose concentration briefly while on the road and an accident could happen.”
Driven to distraction,
This is dF