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CRUISING WITH BETTIE
Good morning, sinners.
If you haven’t made yr Halloween plans yet, may we suggest the following:
My first thought was, “A ship full of Bettie Page impersonators? EPIC WIN!”
Actually, it’s more like a 50s rockabilly/burlesque theme party. Not quite as awesome as a ship full of Betties. But a ship full of burlesque queens, pompadours, bowling shirts and riding crops ain’t a bad way to celebrate Halloween, either.
In theory, anyway.
THWACK!
Potential disappointment: no mention of any “punishment rooms” or rope-tying classes on the “entertainment” page. But if nothing else, they’ll have rockabilly bands and burlesque performers on hand for entertainment. So that’s something. Did I mention Olivia de Berardinis [NSFW] will be at the sail-away party?
And if you don’t have a thing to wear, the Internets provides.
CUSTOMER ADVISORY: Final payment date for the cruise is July 25. Must be 21 years of age or older at time of embarkation.
It’s martini time,
This is dF
If you haven’t made yr Halloween plans yet, may we suggest the following:
My first thought was, “A ship full of Bettie Page impersonators? EPIC WIN!”
Actually, it’s more like a 50s rockabilly/burlesque theme party. Not quite as awesome as a ship full of Betties. But a ship full of burlesque queens, pompadours, bowling shirts and riding crops ain’t a bad way to celebrate Halloween, either.
In theory, anyway.
THWACK!
Potential disappointment: no mention of any “punishment rooms” or rope-tying classes on the “entertainment” page. But if nothing else, they’ll have rockabilly bands and burlesque performers on hand for entertainment. So that’s something. Did I mention Olivia de Berardinis [NSFW] will be at the sail-away party?
And if you don’t have a thing to wear, the Internets provides.
CUSTOMER ADVISORY: Final payment date for the cruise is July 25. Must be 21 years of age or older at time of embarkation.
It’s martini time,
This is dF