3rd
21:44

OSCAR 2014 RECAP



4th
10:19

I HAD TOO MUCH TO DREAM LAST NIGHT (PUBLIC SEX EDITION)


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22:33

I’M READING AS FAST AS I CAN (MARCH 2014 EDITION)



5th
11:31

SWEAR THAT YOU WILL HATE ALL FIRE



6th
00:52

ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY MY ONLY POST ABOUT UKRAINE/CRIMEA



11:20

HOW APPLE LOST THE TEA PARTY VOTE



11:30

LISTEN TO IT #88: AND NOW, HERE IS THE CUTEST DEATH METAL SONG ABOUT CHOCOLATE EVER WRITTEN



12:48

DEÄTHMÜFFIN UPDATE: DANIEL BOONE THEME SONG!



10th
11:24

SOTU MARCH 2014


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11th
11:18

AMERICAN MEN HUSTLING MONUMENTS



11:25

ARE YOU HOT ENOUGH TO PLAY WITH JOURNEY?



13th
11:54

I HAD TOO MUCH TO DREAM LAST NIGHT (BUCKETS OF BLOOD EDITION)


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12:12

HERBIE THE HIPPY IS WINKING AT YOU

- 2 comments

14th
19:54

THE TELEVISION YOU DESERVE, NOT THE TELEVISION YOU WANT



15th
11:30

KING OF HAMBURGERS (AND FRIED CHICKEN)



23:44

THE IDES OF MARCH (2014 EDITION)


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17th
23:15

DEÄTHMÜFFIN UPDATE: HOW DID YR FACE TURN GREEN?



18th
11:23

THE ASHETON BROTHERS ARE IN HEAVEN NOW



11:26

OKLAHOMA EDITS THE COSMOS



19th
10:52

THE PAWS THAT REFRESHES



20th
00:30

THE NSA HAS A PHONE CALL TIME MACHINE

- 1 comment

22:52

WANNA BUY A TESLA? THEN STAY OUT OF NEW JERSEY



21st
01:13

FRED PHELPS IS NOT IN HEAVEN NOW, AND BOY IS HE SURPRISED



22nd
11:20

HOW TO FIGHT A COW



23rd
20:55

SPACE CHIMP LIVES


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26th
08:01

I HAD TOO MUCH TO DREAM LAST NIGHT (MH370 EDITION)


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27th
11:47

CRITICISM OF MUSIC CRITICISM: A CRITICISM



29th
14:26

ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY MY ONLY POST ABOUT HOBBY LOBBY



31st
11:37

AMERICA: WE SHOOT THE F*** OUT OF UFOs


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12:05

WALL STREET TO BUDAPEST, NON-STOP