LISTEN TO MY LAST WORDS OF 2015
Dec. 31st, 2015 11:21 pmOh good, the 2015 presidential debate transcripts are in.

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Exitstencil,
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Exitstencil,
This is dF
WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF AN ATOMIC ATTACK
Oct. 3rd, 2015 08:31 pmThis is a public service announcement.
With lingerie.

[Via Great Grottu (NSFW)]
Carpe diem,
This is dF
With lingerie.

[Via Great Grottu (NSFW)]
Carpe diem,
This is dF
Re: That political correctness post
Given that political correctness sometimes results in well-intentioned efforts to sanitize past pop culture, here’s a screen cap from Warner Brothers (glommed from Mr. Derrick Ferguson] that gets it right, IMO.

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Given that political correctness sometimes results in well-intentioned efforts to sanitize past pop culture, here’s a screen cap from Warner Brothers (glommed from Mr. Derrick Ferguson] that gets it right, IMO.

Another place, another time,
This is dF
HOW TO WIN ANY FIGHT
Jun. 6th, 2014 11:28 am“Look! Isn't that Samantha Fox jogging topless?”
“What? Where?”
POW!
[Via Pirate Treasure]
Works every time.
TKO,
This is dF
“What? Where?”
POW!

[Via Pirate Treasure]
Works every time.
TKO,
This is dF
HOW TO FIGHT A COW
Mar. 22nd, 2014 11:20 amYou need to know this.

TED Talk: How to Fight a Cow by Col. Frank Tuplin
[Via Liartown USA]
Apocalypse cow,
This is dF
POSTSCRIPT: Sign-off stolen from this.

TED Talk: How to Fight a Cow by Col. Frank Tuplin
[Via Liartown USA]
Apocalypse cow,
This is dF
POSTSCRIPT: Sign-off stolen from this.
SWEAR THAT YOU WILL HATE ALL FIRE
Mar. 5th, 2014 11:31 amYesterday we smelled smoke coming out of the stairwell and evacuated the building.
Turned out to be a new couple on the 9th floor burning religious offerings in all four corners of their flat for feng shui/blessing purposes.
True story.

[Via Big Tumblr In Little China]
Do this for Smokey,
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Turned out to be a new couple on the 9th floor burning religious offerings in all four corners of their flat for feng shui/blessing purposes.
True story.

[Via Big Tumblr In Little China]
Do this for Smokey,
This is dF
AND NOW, A MESSAGE FROM MR NATURAL
May. 13th, 2013 01:04 pm
[Via Somebody Robbed The Glendale Train]
Explains a lot, doesn’t it?
Insane in the membrane,
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As explained by puppets.
Yes, children, this is what it was like to grow up during the Cold War.
Master of puppets,
This is dF
EDITED TO ADD: The video isn't hosted on YouTube, and both Dreamwidth and LJ seem to have an issue with this. So you'll need to follow the hyperlink to watch the video. But it's totally worth going to the trouble. Otherwise I wouldn't be bothering to tell you about it.
Obviously.
Yes, children, this is what it was like to grow up during the Cold War.
Master of puppets,
This is dF
EDITED TO ADD: The video isn't hosted on YouTube, and both Dreamwidth and LJ seem to have an issue with this. So you'll need to follow the hyperlink to watch the video. But it's totally worth going to the trouble. Otherwise I wouldn't be bothering to tell you about it.
Obviously.
Of course you would.
[Via Hookers Or Cake]
Notice the bit where Willie calls Sinatra “Francis”. He’s the only man to do that and live, you know.
Space truckin’,
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[Via Hookers Or Cake]
Notice the bit where Willie calls Sinatra “Francis”. He’s the only man to do that and live, you know.
Space truckin’,
This is dF
DORIS DAY IS HARDCORE
Jun. 29th, 2012 10:35 amBe kind to animals.
Or else Doris Day will find you.
And you’ll wish she hadn’t.

[Via RetroZone]
Que sera sera bitches,
This is dF
Or else Doris Day will find you.
And you’ll wish she hadn’t.

[Via RetroZone]
Que sera sera bitches,
This is dF