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defrogITEM: Marks & Spencer intros a new line of men’s underwear – “frontal enhancement” briefs that offer a greater "side profile" and come with a "hidden front pouch" to "shape and enhance your silhouette".
Like so.
Which I mention mainly to give that Sarah Palin fan the benefit of the doubt and save him further embarrassment. Because, you know, that COULD be what happened there.
On the other hand, given how that worked out for him, I’m not 100% sure there’s still a market for frontal-enhancement underpants. Besides the risk of ending up a viral YouTube hit, there’s also the question of who yr trying to impress with it – and the potential disappointment once they come off.
Then again, if she’s wearing a WonderBra, I guess it all balances out.
No fakes,
This is dF
Like so.
Which I mention mainly to give that Sarah Palin fan the benefit of the doubt and save him further embarrassment. Because, you know, that COULD be what happened there.
On the other hand, given how that worked out for him, I’m not 100% sure there’s still a market for frontal-enhancement underpants. Besides the risk of ending up a viral YouTube hit, there’s also the question of who yr trying to impress with it – and the potential disappointment once they come off.
Then again, if she’s wearing a WonderBra, I guess it all balances out.
No fakes,
This is dF
