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Tanner's Tiger by Lawrence Block
My rating: 4 of 5 stars
Continuing my re-read of Block’s Evan Tanner series, this is the fifth instalment, which sees Evan Michael Tanner – who cannot sleep due to a war injury, joins lost causes and takes assignments from a nameless US spy agency that mistakenly thinks he’s one of their agents – embarks on a mission to take his adopted 7-year-old daughter (and heir to the Lithuanian throne) Minna to the World’s Fair in Montreal. Which may not sound like a dangerous secret mission – except that his boss (known only as The Chief) suspects the Cuban Pavilion is up to something, and wants Tanner to find out what it is. Tanner accepts, partly because Minna wants to go to the Fair, but mainly to escape New York’s oppressive heatwave.
Things start to go wrong almost immediately when Tanner is refused entry into Canada because one of his pet lost causes is a Quebec independence group called MNQ. Undeterred, Tanner finds another way in, goes to the World’s Fair and confirms that something’s fishy about the Cuban Pavilion when Minna goes missing while inside it. Once the police discover he’s in the country, making him a fugitive, he turns to the MNQ, who are planning to assassinate Queen Elizabeth II when she visits the Fair and want Tanner to help. And then there’s the accidental theft of a few million dollars’ worth of heroin from the Corsican Mafia …
Like that. This is one of the more fun entries in the series as Tanner’s problems pile up – which is typical of his adventures, though in this case it also compensates for the fact that his mission involves going to what should be the easiest country Tanner has ever had to enter. It’s also noteworthy that his tryst with sexy MNQ member Arlette (the “tiger” of the title) is probably the most realistic of Tanner’s dalliances in the series so far (which is to say, the least Bond-like). Block doesn’t quite stick the landing at the end, opting for a fast, overly-tidy wrap-up that glosses over the impact that being held prisoner for several days might have on a seven-year-old kid. Other than that, it’s still more fun than Bond, for my money.
This Crowded Earth by Robert Bloch
My rating: 1 of 5 stars
I’ve known about Robert Bloch for decades, but I’ve mostly only read him whenever one of his short stories appeared in an anthology I happened to be reading. The exceptions are two pulp crime novels – Shooting Star/Spiderweb – that were reissued as a double novel by Hard Case Crime some time ago. None of them made me a big fan, but I generally found his work to be entertaining, at least. So I thought I’d try this short 1958 novel that imagines a future Earth where overpopulation has become a global problem.
The story – which starts in 1997 – follows Harry Collins, an ad executive who lives in Chicago in a tiny cubicle, which as a single person is all he’s entitled to in the name of saving space. Driven crazy by the pressure of his work and living in such a crowded city, he attempts suicide, but is stopped in time and sent to a large spacious camp in the wilderness to recover. This suits him fine until he meets another inmate – a journalist named Archie – who tells him the camp is in fact a research facility where Dr. Leffingwell is working on a solution to the population problem that is not only horrifying, but results in unintended consequences that could end the human race.
It sounds good on paper, but the execution didn’t really work for me, not least because this crowded Earth apparently still has plenty of wilderness left, which it hasn’t occurred to anyone to make use of to spread people out more. In fact, Dr. Leffingwell’s solution seems extreme compared to other more practical solutions, and it’s not clear to me why his solution would even save space. The scope of the novel is ambitious – it starts in 1997 and ends in 2065, but intersperses Collins’ story with chapters where minor characters deal with the consequences of Leffingwell’s solution, which tends to interrupt the flow. As overpopulation dystopias go, Harry Harrison’s Make Room! Make Room! (and even Alexander Payne’s 2017 film Downsizing) did it better and more convincingly. That said, I’ll probably try Bloch again one day – he writes readable prose, and you can’t win ‘em all.
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Tanner's Tiger by Lawrence BlockMy rating: 4 of 5 stars
Continuing my re-read of Block’s Evan Tanner series, this is the fifth instalment, which sees Evan Michael Tanner – who cannot sleep due to a war injury, joins lost causes and takes assignments from a nameless US spy agency that mistakenly thinks he’s one of their agents – embarks on a mission to take his adopted 7-year-old daughter (and heir to the Lithuanian throne) Minna to the World’s Fair in Montreal. Which may not sound like a dangerous secret mission – except that his boss (known only as The Chief) suspects the Cuban Pavilion is up to something, and wants Tanner to find out what it is. Tanner accepts, partly because Minna wants to go to the Fair, but mainly to escape New York’s oppressive heatwave.
Things start to go wrong almost immediately when Tanner is refused entry into Canada because one of his pet lost causes is a Quebec independence group called MNQ. Undeterred, Tanner finds another way in, goes to the World’s Fair and confirms that something’s fishy about the Cuban Pavilion when Minna goes missing while inside it. Once the police discover he’s in the country, making him a fugitive, he turns to the MNQ, who are planning to assassinate Queen Elizabeth II when she visits the Fair and want Tanner to help. And then there’s the accidental theft of a few million dollars’ worth of heroin from the Corsican Mafia …
Like that. This is one of the more fun entries in the series as Tanner’s problems pile up – which is typical of his adventures, though in this case it also compensates for the fact that his mission involves going to what should be the easiest country Tanner has ever had to enter. It’s also noteworthy that his tryst with sexy MNQ member Arlette (the “tiger” of the title) is probably the most realistic of Tanner’s dalliances in the series so far (which is to say, the least Bond-like). Block doesn’t quite stick the landing at the end, opting for a fast, overly-tidy wrap-up that glosses over the impact that being held prisoner for several days might have on a seven-year-old kid. Other than that, it’s still more fun than Bond, for my money.
This Crowded Earth by Robert BlochMy rating: 1 of 5 stars
I’ve known about Robert Bloch for decades, but I’ve mostly only read him whenever one of his short stories appeared in an anthology I happened to be reading. The exceptions are two pulp crime novels – Shooting Star/Spiderweb – that were reissued as a double novel by Hard Case Crime some time ago. None of them made me a big fan, but I generally found his work to be entertaining, at least. So I thought I’d try this short 1958 novel that imagines a future Earth where overpopulation has become a global problem.
The story – which starts in 1997 – follows Harry Collins, an ad executive who lives in Chicago in a tiny cubicle, which as a single person is all he’s entitled to in the name of saving space. Driven crazy by the pressure of his work and living in such a crowded city, he attempts suicide, but is stopped in time and sent to a large spacious camp in the wilderness to recover. This suits him fine until he meets another inmate – a journalist named Archie – who tells him the camp is in fact a research facility where Dr. Leffingwell is working on a solution to the population problem that is not only horrifying, but results in unintended consequences that could end the human race.
It sounds good on paper, but the execution didn’t really work for me, not least because this crowded Earth apparently still has plenty of wilderness left, which it hasn’t occurred to anyone to make use of to spread people out more. In fact, Dr. Leffingwell’s solution seems extreme compared to other more practical solutions, and it’s not clear to me why his solution would even save space. The scope of the novel is ambitious – it starts in 1997 and ends in 2065, but intersperses Collins’ story with chapters where minor characters deal with the consequences of Leffingwell’s solution, which tends to interrupt the flow. As overpopulation dystopias go, Harry Harrison’s Make Room! Make Room! (and even Alexander Payne’s 2017 film Downsizing) did it better and more convincingly. That said, I’ll probably try Bloch again one day – he writes readable prose, and you can’t win ‘em all.
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