I HAD TOO MUCH TO DREAM LAST NIGHT

[defrog]

I commandeer a public bicycle to get to a library. I am in the stacks looking for something and wondering why I feel cold. Somehow, I realize, all my clothes have come off except for my sexy blue underwear. I see my shirt and jacket hanging on pegs at the end of the shelf, and can’t remember why or when I took them off. I put them on and start to leave that section. A librarian comes up and says people have been complaining that my backpack keeps exploding. I tell her it’s not mine and walk away.

And then I woke up.

It ain’t me,

This is dF