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defrogThe Banäna Deäthmüffins are back. Because you missed us.
That’s all right, LJ, you can’t help it. You LOVE Banäna Deäthmüffins!
(Sorry, thought I was Howlin’ Pelle Almqvist for a second there.)
Anyway, people often ask us where we get our song ideas from. In this case, it was from California Fitness Center, which posted a huge billboard ad on the side of a building with a very fit man and woman, and an alien. The slogan: “When they come, they’ll eat the fat ones first.”
Ha ha.
So here’s what I thought about that.
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LYRICS
Verse 1:
Saw the warning on the wall
In a banner ad 20 feet tall
Ubermensches and uberbabes
Ready to fend off an alien raid
They said, “If you don’t look like us, yr doomed
Because the aliens are coming soon
And when they get here, they’ll be hungry as hell
The first choice of entree ain’t hard to tell!”
Chorus:
When they come, they’ll eat the fat ones first
When they come, they’ll eat the fat ones first
Verse 2:
Gladiators smiling smugly
Making fun of the fat and ugly:
“Fat people are a waste of space
We are the future of the human race
Be sexy and tough as granite
Or else you might as well get off the planet
The aliens are coming and when they do
They’re gonna make a Fat-Ass Souffle out of you!”
Yeah you!
Chorus:
When they come, they’ll eat the fat ones first
When they come, they’ll eat the fat ones first
When they come, they’ll eat the fat ones first
When they come, they’ll eat the fat ones first
Bridge:
Survival of the fittest in a whole new vein
A universal beautification campaign
Call the Men in Black and the FBI
Cos all the fat people gonna fry tonight!
Tonight!
Verse 1:
They thought it was a metaphor
But they got more than they bargained for
The day the ships appeared in the sky
The aliens landed, popped out and said “Hi!”
They were big and fat and green
And they preferred their meat a little more lean
Could say the jocks got thrown a curve
Over 900 million served
Chorus:
When they came they ate the fit ones first
When they came they ate the fit ones first
When they came they ate the fit ones first
When they came they ate the fit ones first
When they came they ate the fit ones first
(And they tasted a little like liverwurst)
When they came they ate the fit ones first
(And they didn't have to take off their shirts)
When they came they ate the fit ones first
(They go down better when you swallow them headfirst)
When they came they ate the fit ones first
(And there wasn’t no room for dessert)
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.
©2012 Terribly Frog Music. Derechos Reservados!
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As extra incentive for you to listen, we threw in some alien back-up singers at around the 2:45 mark. We call it the Added Entertainment Value.
Over 900 million served,
This is dF
That’s all right, LJ, you can’t help it. You LOVE Banäna Deäthmüffins!
(Sorry, thought I was Howlin’ Pelle Almqvist for a second there.)
Anyway, people often ask us where we get our song ideas from. In this case, it was from California Fitness Center, which posted a huge billboard ad on the side of a building with a very fit man and woman, and an alien. The slogan: “When they come, they’ll eat the fat ones first.”
Ha ha.
So here’s what I thought about that.
======================================
LYRICS
Verse 1:
Saw the warning on the wall
In a banner ad 20 feet tall
Ubermensches and uberbabes
Ready to fend off an alien raid
They said, “If you don’t look like us, yr doomed
Because the aliens are coming soon
And when they get here, they’ll be hungry as hell
The first choice of entree ain’t hard to tell!”
Chorus:
When they come, they’ll eat the fat ones first
When they come, they’ll eat the fat ones first
Verse 2:
Gladiators smiling smugly
Making fun of the fat and ugly:
“Fat people are a waste of space
We are the future of the human race
Be sexy and tough as granite
Or else you might as well get off the planet
The aliens are coming and when they do
They’re gonna make a Fat-Ass Souffle out of you!”
Yeah you!
Chorus:
When they come, they’ll eat the fat ones first
When they come, they’ll eat the fat ones first
When they come, they’ll eat the fat ones first
When they come, they’ll eat the fat ones first
Bridge:
Survival of the fittest in a whole new vein
A universal beautification campaign
Call the Men in Black and the FBI
Cos all the fat people gonna fry tonight!
Tonight!
Verse 1:
They thought it was a metaphor
But they got more than they bargained for
The day the ships appeared in the sky
The aliens landed, popped out and said “Hi!”
They were big and fat and green
And they preferred their meat a little more lean
Could say the jocks got thrown a curve
Over 900 million served
Chorus:
When they came they ate the fit ones first
When they came they ate the fit ones first
When they came they ate the fit ones first
When they came they ate the fit ones first
When they came they ate the fit ones first
(And they tasted a little like liverwurst)
When they came they ate the fit ones first
(And they didn't have to take off their shirts)
When they came they ate the fit ones first
(They go down better when you swallow them headfirst)
When they came they ate the fit ones first
(And there wasn’t no room for dessert)
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.
©2012 Terribly Frog Music. Derechos Reservados!
==============================
As extra incentive for you to listen, we threw in some alien back-up singers at around the 2:45 mark. We call it the Added Entertainment Value.
Over 900 million served,
This is dF
