DEÄTHMÜFFIN UPDATE: DEATH SANDWICH!

[defrog]

We’re back. 

For months now, the interweb has been on fire with speculation: Will there be new Banäna Deäthmüffins releases in 2013?

Indeed there will. As promised on the official Banäna Deäthmüffins Facebook page (now live and available for “liking”, should you be so inclined – it’s free, so why not? You won’t be sorry for long).

We’ve got a few songs all set for release. And after much pondering, we decided the best way to start off 2013 was with a song about dangerous sandwiches. 

And here it be.

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LYRICS SHEET

V1:

I bought a sandwich
for my baby
It nearly killed her
Man it was crazy!

It wasn’t poisoned
It wasn’t dicey
just really really really really spicy

It had some smoked ham
and some baloney
and some salami
and pepperoni

It had some chili sauce
and some Tabasco®
and jalapenos
What a fiasco!

[Chorus]

I almost killed my baby with a sandwich
Felt lower than a crawdad in a deep ditch
I almost killed my baby with a sandwich
but she’s feeling much better now

V1:

I didn’t plan it
I didn’t spike it
I didn’t mean to
I thought she liked it

It made her nose run!
It made her eyes bleed!
It made her tongue burn!
It made her knock-kneed!

It made her mouth explode 
It made her scream and shout
It made her stamp her foot 
And shake it all about

She said it burns like Hell 
Only it's hotter
So she did a little dance
And then she drank a little water

[Chorus]

I almost killed my baby with a sandwich
Felt lower than the soap scum in my soap dish
I almost killed my baby with a sandwich
but she’s feeling much better now

V3:

I bought a sandwich
for my baby
It nearly killed her
Man it was crazy!

It wasn’t poisoned
It wasn’t dicey
just really really 
really really spicy

Oh noes!

[Chorus]

I almost killed my baby with a sandwich
Felt lower than a low-down son of a bitch
I almost killed my baby with a sandwich
but she’s feeling much better now


This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

Lyrics by dEFROG
Music by Banäna Deäthmüffins

©2013 Terribly Frog Music. Derechos Reservados!

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PRODUCTION NOTE: Based on a true story. I wrote this years ago after an incident in which I bought The Bride a sandwich and sorely misjudged the amount of spiciness desired. 

Boy did I feel guilty.

She’s feeling much better now,

This is dF