I HAD TOO MUCH TO DREAM LAST NIGHT (MAN IN BLACK EDITION)

[defrog]

I am in a company boardroom where Johnny Cash is the CEO.

We are there so Johnny can see the design of the trophies we will give away for the company’s annual awards event. An employee is trying to pull a trophy out of a protective plastic case filled with spongy foam, but he can’t manage it.

I get up and try to show him how easy it is – he’s just trying too hard. The guy tells me to shut up and gets more and more frustrated as he tries to wrestle the trophy out of the case, making excuses to Johnny that sound more and more desperate, blaming the trophy designer, the manufacturer, everyone but himself.

Eventually Johnny has had enough. He gets up and says, “A CEO once said, ‘one more word and I’ll punch you in the face’. I am that CEO. Do not say one more word. Not one.”

The guy fumes and starts to respond. Johnny punches him in the face.

The guy complains: “That was uncalled for!”

Johnny punches him again.

The guy storms out of the boardroom, punching and shoving onlookers as he goes.

And then I woke up.

Wall To Wall Street,

This is dF