DEÄTHMÜFFIN UPDATE: NEOPOLITAN MOOSE!

[defrog]

It’s us again, folks.

We’ll be on tour in the US soon, so we’ve been working on some new material to sweeten the pot a little.

And we’ve been told that to crack the US market, you have to be more autobiographical and sing yr personal life to everyone. Keeping it real, as they say in the business.

So here you go: an entirely true account of a long-haul flight from Hong Kong to Helsinki and back again.

See? I’m willing to bare my soul for you, the fans. Because ART.

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LYRICS

Intro 1:
Moscow on the left
Tula on the right
Red-light wingtips
Flashing in the night

Verse 1:
John Stewart tryin’ to make Stevie Nicks 
Porn stars all got 10-inch dicks
The president of Iceland’s blocking the bus
Moist towelettes for each and every one of us

Chorus:
Eating Neapolitan Moose x 3
No such thing as moose abuse (Moose Abuse – huh!)

[Another goddamn guitar solo]

Intro 2:
Scandinavian flight attendants
In the airport in Helsinki
Armed with six hot dogs apiece
And you thought that I was kinky

Verse 2:
Eddie Murphy is the Nutty Professor
When I grow up I wanna be a crossdresser
Eight miles high and nothing to do
I think I’m turning into a kangaroo

Chorus:
Eating Neapolitan Moose x 3
No such thing as moose abuse (Moose Abuse - huh!)

What are we doing?

Eating Neapolitan Moose x 8

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This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

Lyrics by dEFROG
Music by Banäna Deäthmüffins

©2014 Terribly Frog Music. Derechos Reservados!

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No such thing as moose abuse,

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